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Wah aghar tu yeh baat sach mein Malfoozat Shareef mein hai tu mein yeh kahon ga ky SHARAM KAR AAI DEOGANDI O WAHABI TUJH SAY TU BANDAR BEHTAR HAI.

 

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HAJI IMDAD ULLAH MUHAJIR MAKKI KO KYA KAHEEN GE DEOBANDI, WO QAYAM KAR KAY LUTF ANDOOZ HOTAY THAY, OR ISS KAY JAWAZ KAY QAIL BHI THAY.

 

BAQOOL APP KAY HAJI SAHIB BHI BANDAR THAY WAHABI NAHI THAY.

 

 

So far as I am concerned, I, not only participate in the Maulood meetings but also hold them regularly every year as means of blessings and find pleasure and (spiritual) uplift in Qiyam.

 

(FAISLA HAFT MASALA)

 

KYA KEHNA HAI HAJI SAHIB KAY BARAY MAIN HAJI SAHIB QIYAM MAIN LUTF ANDOS HOTAY HAIN.

 

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Wah g wah Taha sb.Tum deo ....Band..ion ke purani aadat hay keh jab koi jawab ban na paray tu yeh likh daitay ho ke tumhari samajh main kuch nahin aay ga.Humari samajh main u sab kuch aa raha hay laikan tum gustakhon ke samjh say har cheez bala tar hay.

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Tum logo ko ketna bi samjha lo lakin tum logo ki akal main kuch nahi anna

 

 

کاش ہمیں سمجھانے سے پہلے خود سمجھھ جاتے کہ ایک بندر کا کیا ذکر کیا کبھی صحاح ستہ میں نہ پڑھا کہ جانور تعظیم نبی کرتے تھے؟؟؟

میرے پیارے نبی صلی اللہ علیہ وسلم کی تعظیم کا اعلٰحضرت علیہ الرحمۃ نے لکھا تو عجب کیا ایسا تو صحا ح ستہ اور تفسیر قرآن اور بے شمار مستند کتابوں میں لکھا ہوا ہے ۔ آپکو ہمیں سمجھانے سے بہترہے کہ مستند کتب کا مطالعہ زیادہ سے زیادہ کرے صرف جو آپکے لوگوں نے بتادیا اسے پرگزارہ نہ کرے کبھی اپنی حدود تنگ نظری سے نکل کر بھی دنیا دیکھے۔۔۔۔ اور یہ سب کتابیں کسی علماء اہلسنت کی رہنماءی میں پڑھیں تو زیادہ فاءدہ ہوگا ورنہ شاید تنگ نظری غالب رہے ۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔

آپ نے سنا ہی ہوگا یہ محاورہ کہ

عشق رسول کے بغیر جو پڑھتے ہیں بخاری

انہیں آتا ہے بخار نہیں آتی بخاری

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(salam)

 

دیوکے بندے عقل سے خالی ہیں۔ اب لگاؤفتویٰ اِن علماء پر ورنہ شرم سے کم ازکم ڈوب مرو۔ لیکن دیو بندیوں مے شرم کہاں۔

 

ویسے دیو بندیوں سے بہتر ہے وہ بندر !

 

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(salam)

 

دیوکے بندے عقل سے خالی ہیں۔ اب لگاؤفتویٰ اِن علماء پر ورنہ شرم سے کم ازکم ڈوب مرو۔ لیکن دیو بندیوں مے شرم کہاں۔

 

ویسے دیو بندیوں سے بہتر ہے وہ بندر !

 

fi-aman:

 

 

نہیں سالار بھاءی یہ کبھی شرم نہیں کرتے :lol:

بس جب کہیں پھنس جاتےہیں تو وہاں سے بھاگ جاتے ہیں اور کہیںاور جاکر اپنا خبیث زہنییت کا پھر اظہار کرتے ہیں۔۔۔۔ :unsure:

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(bis)

(saw)

(salam)

"sharm tum ko magar nhe aati...................!!!"

 

aap apni man gharhat baton sy pta nhe kia sabit krna chah rhy hain............??

 

 

ye b dekh lijiye k sahaba e karam ny ishq e Rasool (saw) sy related waqi'aat me KHUSUSAN JANWARUN KI MISAALEN B DI HAIN...........AAQA (saw) ka gadha..........uska ishq e Rasool (saw).......ALLAH ALLAH........jis ny Sarkaar (saw) k baad kisi ko apni peeth pr suwarr na kiya...........

Sarkaar sy piyar krny wali oontni.........Ashiq e Rasool Kabootari jis ny ghar e saur k dhany pr andy diye thy......

janwr to janwer hain........sahaba e kram ny KHAJOOOR K AIK SATOON k ISHQ E RASOOL (saw) ki misaalen di hain...........

ub zara ghaur farma lijiye..........k aap k ye alfaaz

 

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.........in alfaaz sy jo sabit krna chah rahy hain..........wo kahan kahan thonp rahy hain aap........aap k khayal me kis kis py apply huay..........???????

MAAZ ALLAH SUMMA MA'AAZ ALLAH (azw)

 

apko pata hy.........janwaron ki misaalen Quran me b hain............g han.............zara ghaur sy parhiye ga...........

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(salam)

Bandar wali baat ka tu acha khasa ilmi jawab hoo gia. ab aik mazay wali baat apkay sath shaire karoon

acha apko bhi parh kar hansi ayee gi khaas kar akhri line kay deoband kay khadmon ki asal

tankhwah aza-e-tanasul hain. deoband kay khadimeen jitna kaam karain agar susti karain gay tu

mila ga aza-e-tanasul.

hehehehehehe

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(salam)

Bandar wali baat ka tu acha khasa ilmi jawab hoo gia. ab aik mazay wali baat apkay sath shaire karoon

acha apko bhi parh kar hansi ayee gi khaas kar akhri line kay deoband kay khadmon ki asal

tankhwah aza-e-tanasul hain. deoband kay khadimeen jitna kaam karain agar susti karain gay tu

mila ga aza-e-tanasul.

hehehehehehe

jinab aap khuab apni merzi se dekhty ho khuwab khuwab hota he aru us ki tabeer tabeer hoti he is ke mazah wali kiya baat he . hiert he ap ki zehni halet per shake ho raha he plz be a practical man

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jinab aap khuab apni merzi se dekhty ho khuwab khuwab hota he aru us ki tabeer tabeer hoti he is ke mazah wali kiya baat he . hiert he ap ki zehni halet per shake ho raha he plz be a practical man

 

Apnay walid se zara poochiye ga zaroor "Abba khuwaab mein uzoo-e-tanasull kitni baar nazar aya hai aap ko?" jawab aap ko apnay abba se hi mil jaye ga. Aap hi ne kaha hai be practical ... so be it!

 

Waisay asal mouzo per bhi kuch bolnay ki himmat kijiye janab.

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MashaAllah (azw) jhothee peer 2009 kitna piyaara waqiyah share kya hai per.....aap jaise logon k paas aqal kahan?

daikha janwar bhe itni tazeem karte hein janwaroon mein bhe itni aqal hai aap k paas to aqal hi nahi...lolz

waqiya daine se pehle soch laite,.......waise Aqal hai hi nahi sochte kahan se?

Amina(RadiAllah Anha) k Piyaare ka Piyaare Piyaare Aaqa (saw) ka

Jashen ham manate hein to JALNAY wale jalte hein......

 

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jinab aap khuab apni merzi se dekhty ho khuwab khuwab hota he aru us ki tabeer tabeer hoti he is ke mazah wali kiya baat he . hiert he ap ki zehni halet per shake ho raha he plz be a practical man

 

(bis)

(salam)

JEE JANAB KHAWAB KHAWAB HOTA HAI MAGAR OSKI TABEER APKAY HI MUFTI DAY RAHAY HAIN AGAR KAAM MAIN SUSTI KI TU DEOBANDYON KI TANKHWA SOORT E MASALIYA HOO GI.

YEHI KHAWAB MAIN TAMBIH KI GAI HAI. JANAB

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Apnay walid se zara poochiye ga zaroor "Abba khuwaab mein uzoo-e-tanasull kitni baar nazar aya hai aap ko?" jawab aap ko apnay abba se hi mil jaye ga. Aap hi ne kaha hai be practical ... so be it!

 

Waisay asal mouzo per bhi kuch bolnay ki himmat kijiye janab.

wah jinab kiya bat ki aap ne. wessy eik baat bata doon mery piyary nabi pak ( PBUH) ka pak irshad he ke jo shaks kissi ki maap baap bahen bhaye ki gali deta he wohmeri ummet me se nahi he. kitna bara gunahe kisii ke maan baap ko bura bhala kehna ap ki ager jang mery sath he to apa mujh se mukahtib hoon na ke mery gher waloon tak pahunhcien hubby rasool kehlwaty ho to saboot do . werna yeh jhooti muhabbet munafiket he . bahut achi terbiyet payye he munny aap ne.

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(salam)

meri tamam mebers se guzarish he ke achi ikhlaq se baty kijye to jawab bhi acha milly ga aur ager ikhtilaf he to please gher waloon tak mat jaye plz.

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(salam)

meri tamam mebers se guzarish he ke achi ikhlaq se baty kijye to jawab bhi acha milly ga aur ager ikhtilaf he to please gher waloon tak mat jaye plz.

 

(bis)

(salam)

2 NUMBER PEER KABHI TUM NAY KOI ILMI BAAT KI HAI AISAY HI IDHER UDHER KI MARTAY RAHTAY HOO

KAAM KI BAAT KAROO. KYN TIME ZAYA KARTAY HOO APNA OR HUM SAB KA BHI.

 

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:rolleyes: yani ke tum bhi wohi ho . wohi boly to . khier choro . tumdhang ke jawab do to dhang ke sawal hoon . reh gaye bat dhang ke. to pehly apny griban me eik dafa jhank lo. yahan per bralvi jo kahy us ko rokny wala nahi cahyeh wohgali de gandi gandi koyee baz purse nahi. is liya tum shier bany ho. khier mera kamehe hakiket se logn ko wazeh kerna ager jin ki aklon me perdy hooon to wohi muhsrakeen makkah wali bat ho gaye na. khier umeed he ke khushguwar mahool me bat ho to acha he ager gali galoach kerni he to phir apna adrese batao wohan face to face beth ker galiya dena dekhy kisme kitna he dum.

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Tum logo ko ketna bi samjha lo lakin tum logo ki akal main kuch nahi anna

 

سور نجس حرام اور بدتریں جانور ہے

مگر وہابی نجدی سے کروڑو ہا کروڑ درجے اچھا ہے

کہ گستاخ رسول نہیں گستاخ اہلبیت نہیں گستاخ اولیاء نہیں

 

کوئے کھانی والی قوم ہر جگہ ذلیل و خوار ہوگی

خاک ہوجائیں جل کر عدو

مگرجب تک دم میں دم ہے زکر ان کا سناتے جائیں گے

یا رسول اللہ

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سور نجس حرام اور بدتریں جانور ہے

مگر وہابی نجدی سے کروڑو ہا کروڑ درجے اچھا ہے

کہ گستاخ رسول نہیں گستاخ اہلبیت نہیں گستاخ اولیاء نہیں

 

کوئے کھانی والی قوم ہر جگہ ذلیل و خوار ہوگی

خاک ہوجائیں جل کر عدو

مگرجب تک دم میں دم ہے زکر ان کا سناتے جائیں گے

یا رسول اللہ

munafik kon he azara apni signature me dkehna madni kafila logon ki islah. kiya logon ki islah essy hotti he ager essy hotti he to hum ko soor manzoor jo kerna he ker lo. ab rozy qiyamet me ager bilfarz ghalet hein tum sahi ho ( essa sirf me example ke tor per keh raha hoon . to betta tujh ko bhi jannet me nahi jany doon ga ALLAh ko boloon ga in munafiko ko dekho apni tanzim ke liye is ne logon nekaha ke islahi tanzimhe scah madhab he allah rasool ko manny wla adeen he ashiq raool he per in ki zuban dekho kitni gandi thi . to betta jawab dena phir

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munafik kon he azara apni signature me dkehna madni kafila logon ki islah. kiya logon ki islah essy hotti he ager essy hotti he to hum ko soor manzoor jo kerna he ker lo. ab rozy qiyamet me ager bilfarz ghalet hein tum sahi ho ( essa sirf me example ke tor per keh raha hoon . to betta tujh ko bhi jannet me nahi jany doon ga ALLAh ko boloon ga in munafiko ko dekho apni tanzim ke liye is ne logon nekaha ke islahi tanzimhe scah madhab he allah rasool ko manny wla adeen he ashiq raool he per in ki zuban dekho kitni gandi thi . to betta jawab dena phir

 

(bis)

(salam)

2 NUMBER PEER TU KOI KAAM KI BAAT TU NAHI

KAR RAHA HAI FALTU MAIN TIME ZAYA KAR RAHA HAI OR HAAN MUBARAK HO TUMHAIN

GALIYON KI P.H.D KYN KAH KOI DEOGANDI OS TIME TAK DEOGANDI NAHI BAN SAKTAKA JAAB TAK

GALEEZ ZUBAN MAIN PHD NAHI KARTA. MUJHAY POORI UMEED HAI GALIYON MAIN TUM SAY ZEYADA

GANDI GALEEZ ZUBAN KOI ISTIMAL NAHI KAR SAKTA. HAMAIN POORA BHAROOSA HAI TUMHARI

GALEEZ ZUBAN PAR FACE TO FACE HONAY KA KIA FAIDA.

 

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wah jinab kiya bat ki aap ne. wessy eik baat bata doon mery piyary nabi pak ( PBUH) ka pak irshad he ke jo shaks kissi ki maap baap bahen bhaye ki gali deta he wohmeri ummet me se nahi he. kitna bara gunahe kisii ke maan baap ko bura bhala kehna ap ki ager jang mery sath he to apa mujh se mukahtib hoon na ke mery gher waloon tak pahunhcien hubby rasool kehlwaty ho to saboot do . werna yeh jhooti muhabbet munafiket he . bahut achi terbiyet payye he munny aap ne.

 

Itna roona macha rahay hain aap magar ye nahi bata rahay ke aap ke ghar ke kis fard ko mein ne gali de di. Asal mein masla sirf itna hai ke aap ke paas dalail se baat karnay ko tu kuch hai nahi, iss liye aap janab sirf aur sirf typical Pakistani politicians ki tarah sirf siyaasi bayan'bazi per taqya kiye bethay hain.

 

Aap ki iss rooti dhooti post per meray kuch seedhay aur simple se sawal hain umeed hain unn ka jawab aap zaroor dein gay.

 

1. Aap ne pehlay baat ki maa baap ya ihl-o-ayaal mein kisi ko gali dene per, tu pehlay zara ye bataiye ke mein ne kin jumlo mein aap ke ghar ke kisi bhi fard ko gali di. Woh actual alfaaz qoute kar dijiye jaha mein ne gaali di ho.

 

2. Aap ne ye bhi kaha ke baat aap se ho rahi hai lihaza aap ke ghar walo ko mukhatib na kiya jaye, tu ye bhi zaroor bataiye ga ke mein ne kab aur kaha aap ke ghar walo mein se kisi ko mukhatib kya ho.

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(salam)

meri tamam mebers se guzarish he ke achi ikhlaq se baty kijye to jawab bhi acha milly ga aur ager ikhtilaf he to please gher waloon tak mat jaye plz.

 

Janab aap ke ghar walo ko kis ne bura bhala kaha? Aap ne khud hi apni pichli post mein kaha ke;

 

jinab aap khuab apni merzi se dekhty ho khuwab khuwab hota he aru us ki tabeer tabeer hoti he is ke mazah wali kiya baat he . hiert he ap ki zehni halet per shake ho raha he plz be a practical man

 

Tu aap iss baat per tu agree hain ke koi shakhs agar khuwaab mein aisi waisi koi cheez dekh le tu koi muzaiqa nahi. Aur yehi mera sawaal tha aap se ke apnay abba se iss baray mein poochiye ga zaroor ke unho ne kitni baar khuwaab mein aisi cheezo ka deedar kya hai.

 

Ab iss mein roona dhoona machanay ki aakhir kaun si baat hai? Mein ne ye ilzaam tu lagaya nahi ke aap ke walid aisi cheezein dekhtay hain, mein ne tu sirf aap se guzarish ki hai ke apnay walid se pooch kar bataiye ga zaroor ke unho ne aisa kuch dekha hai ke nahi aur jo jawab woh dein woh humein bata dein. Itni si baat thi jis per baiwa auratoo ki tarah seena peetay jaa rahay hain.

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:rolleyes: yani ke tum bhi wohi ho . wohi boly to . khier choro . tumdhang ke jawab do to dhang ke sawal hoon . reh gaye bat dhang ke. to pehly apny griban me eik dafa jhank lo. yahan per bralvi jo kahy us ko rokny wala nahi cahyeh wohgali de gandi gandi koyee baz purse nahi. is liya tum shier bany ho. khier mera kamehe hakiket se logn ko wazeh kerna ager jin ki aklon me perdy hooon to wohi muhsrakeen makkah wali bat ho gaye na. khier umeed he ke khushguwar mahool me bat ho to acha he ager gali galoach kerni he to phir apna adrese batao wohan face to face beth ker galiya dena dekhy kisme kitna he dum.

 

Yaha kis member ki kis post mein gali hai humein bata dijiye, aur sabit kar dijiye ke woh gali hai, hum uss ke khilaaf action le lein gay. Ab agar koi deobandi ko deogandi kahay tu ye gali tu na huwi, ye ganday aqeeday walo ko ganda kehna koi ghalat baat nahi. Apnay walid ke baray mein jo aap roye jaaa rahay hain tu uss ka bhi jawab de dya gaya pichli posts mein. So ainda agar koi complain ho to actual post ko quote kar ke humein bata dijiye ke dekho moderator fala fala member ne fala fala post mein fala fala alfaaz se gali di hai.

 

Aur aakhir mein aap ne apni ilmi aur zehni auqaat ka bharpoor muzahira kar diya. Aap farma rahay hain ke address de do phir face to face baat kar ke gaaliya di jaye takay aap apna dum dikhaye.. matlab aap ke nazdeek face to face gaaliya dena theek hai? Aur rahi baat dum dikhanay tu janab aap address bata dijiye aap ko hum khud bula lein gay agar aap iss qabil huway.

 

Ab aakhir mein aik guzarish ye ke aap her doosray topic mein post kartay nazar aatay hain magar asal topic per koi baat nahi kartay. Issi topic ki misaal le lijiye, asal maslay per aap ne abhi tak aik lafz bhi nahi kaha (pata nahi aap ka dum aisay time kaha chup jata hai). So ainda agar post karein tu topic se related baat kijiye ga, bekaar ki siyaasi bayan'baazi ke liye ye jageh theek nahi. Aap apna aur doosray members ka time hi barbaad kartay hain. So agar topic se related koi baat ho tu zaroor post kijiye warna mazeed aap ki iss tarah ki irrelevant posts delete kar di jaye gi aur phir bhi agar aap na manay tu majbooran ban. Umeed hai ke aap aisa koi mouqa na dein gay.

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