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loll. gud joke

 

 

hahahah............................. ye halat hai deobandioon ki 1 week main bhi samajh nahi ayaa to lol, gud joke likh dia.

 

wesay thanvi per iss azaab per hansi aarahi hai, ya thanvi ka khotay per uss buzurg ki ebarat kay na samajhnay per hansi aarahi hai.

 

ya thanvi kay demagi marz per hansi aarahi, ya apnay app per hansi aarahi hai.

 

keh kiss pagal ko hum hakeem ul ummat kehtay thay jo apnay marz ka elaaj nahi kar sakha.

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hahahah............................. ye halat hai deobandioon ki 1 week main bhi samajh nahi ayaa to lol, gud joke likh dia.

 

wesay thanvi per iss azaab per hansi aarahi hai, ya thanvi ka khotay per uss buzurg ki ebarat kay na samajhnay per hansi aarahi hai.

 

ya thanvi kay demagi marz per hansi aarahi, ya apnay app per hansi aarahi hai.

 

keh kiss pagal ko hum hakeem ul ummat kehtay thay jo apnay marz ka elaaj nahi kar sakha.

jinab hansi aap per aa rahi he . achy latify sunaty ho. pet me dard ho gaya he latifa sun ker

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jinab hansi aap per aa rahi he . achy latify sunaty ho. pet me dard ho gaya he latifa sun ker

 

 

sahi kaha Achey Lateefa hai .Chalo koi baat nahi aap k ulma apne harqato se dosaro ko hasnae ka sabab to baney .waise mera khiyal hai k in lateefo k risaley bana kar har deobandi ko deney chahiye kiun k unhe yeh par kar hansi aati hai na. Hansi to mujhe bhi ayi hai k aik taraf aaap k mula ki harqte batayi ja rahi hain or dosari taraf aap apney mulan ki harqate dekh kar hans rahe ho.Saajid kha sahib in lateefo se bahir ayo or debate karo main kitne dino se dekh raha hoon k tum yeha sirf or sirf dosaro ka time waste kar rahe ho or kuch nahi .Tum apne forum mein apne saathio ko khush karne k liye to buhat kuch kehte ho idher kia mot parti hai ya phir har jaaney ka dar rehta hai .agr tumhe is baat se aitraz hai k hum sabh mil kar tum se debate kar hai or tumhe boney nahi detey to tum akeley hamare kisi bandey se debate kar lo .phir dekhte hai k kon haq par hai.

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sahi kaha Achey Lateefa hai .Chalo koi baat nahi aap k ulma apne harqato se dosaro ko hasnae ka sabab to baney .waise mera khiyal hai k in lateefo k risaley bana kar har deobandi ko deney chahiye kiun k unhe yeh par kar hansi aati hai na. Hansi to mujhe bhi ayi hai k aik taraf aaap k mula ki harqte batayi ja rahi hain or dosari taraf aap apney mulan ki harqate dekh kar hans rahe ho.Saajid kha sahib in lateefo se bahir ayo or debate karo main kitne dino se dekh raha hoon k tum yeha sirf or sirf dosaro ka time waste kar rahe ho or kuch nahi .Tum apne forum mein apne saathio ko khush karne k liye to buhat kuch kehte ho idher kia mot parti hai ya phir har jaaney ka dar rehta hai .agr tumhe is baat se aitraz hai k hum sabh mil kar tum se debate kar hai or tumhe boney nahi detey to tum akeley hamare kisi bandey se debate kar lo .phir dekhte hai k kon haq par hai.

loll. mery samne ilyas qadri ke latifon se bahry risaly mojood hien kahoo to psot karoon ya emial karoon. bahut ho gaya jinab yeh na kehan haq per kon he . asel me ap se bat karo ge to kaho ge hum esa nahi karty halanke kerty ho faida nahi aoo zara us forum per jo na deobandi ki ho na bralviuoon ki .aru mujh ko pta he iek forum he jahan sirf shiya aty hein defend me bralvi dar ke mary nahi ata woh isliya yeh braliv forum he yahan jo marzi kaho sub wah wah kahein ge ajo eik essy forum me jahan per dallel se aur araem se baat ho gi. phri pata chaly ga haq per kon he. to quote kerna band kary gher me choha bhi share hota he.

aur rahi humary forum ki baat . wohan se to aap ke bande ya may be aap hi hoon aty ho iek naya sawal diya us ka jawab nahi diya eikmonth me aker naya sawla bhagory wala khiel khlety ho.

is se pata chala haq per kon he. :unsure:

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loll. mery samne ilyas qadri ke latifon se bahry risaly mojood hien kahoo to psot karoon ya emial karoon. bahut ho gaya jinab yeh na kehan haq per kon he . asel me ap se bat karo ge to kaho ge hum esa nahi karty halanke kerty ho faida nahi aoo zara us forum per jo na deobandi ki ho na bralviuoon ki .aru mujh ko pta he iek forum he jahan sirf shiya aty hein defend me bralvi dar ke mary nahi ata woh isliya yeh braliv forum he yahan jo marzi kaho sub wah wah kahein ge ajo eik essy forum me jahan per dallel se aur araem se baat ho gi. phri pata chaly ga haq per kon he. to quote kerna band kary gher me choha bhi share hota he.

aur rahi humary forum ki baat . wohan se to aap ke bande ya may be aap hi hoon aty ho iek naya sawal diya us ka jawab nahi diya eikmonth me aker naya sawla bhagory wala khiel khlety ho.

is se pata chala haq per kon he.

 

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loll. mery samne ilyas qadri ke latifon se bahry risaly mojood hien kahoo to psot karoon ya emial karoon. bahut ho gaya jinab yeh na kehan haq per kon he . asel me ap se bat karo ge to kaho ge hum esa nahi karty halanke kerty ho faida nahi aoo zara us forum per jo na deobandi ki ho na bralviuoon ki .aru mujh ko pta he iek forum he jahan sirf shiya aty hein defend me bralvi dar ke mary nahi ata woh isliya yeh braliv forum he yahan jo marzi kaho sub wah wah kahein ge ajo eik essy forum me jahan per dallel se aur araem se baat ho gi. phri pata chaly ga haq per kon he. to quote kerna band kary gher me choha bhi share hota he.

aur rahi humary forum ki baat . wohan se to aap ke bande ya may be aap hi hoon aty ho iek naya sawal diya us ka jawab nahi diya eikmonth me aker naya sawla bhagory wala khiel khlety ho.

is se pata chala haq per kon he. :unsure:

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Saajid khan sahib yeh khali dhamki deny ki adat kia tumhe thanvi nein sikhai hai .tum mujhe kia debate sikhao gaye debate ki A B C tumhe aati to hai nahi baat baat par gaali de detey ho.janab mein un aitrazat ki baat kar rahahoon jo tum apney forum par apne debandi saathio ko khush karne k liye kartey ho idher wo aitrazat karte howey mot parti ha tumhe .kitne din guzar gaye koi jawab nahi bana apne is mulan ko sahi kehne k liye .inshallah thore hi dino mein tumhari munafqat ka parda faash karon ga .tum humey to kia apney deobandi saathio ko monh dekhaney k qabil nahi raho gaye :lol:

 

abh is topic ko gumao nahi bulkey jawab do ya phir yeh kaho k thanvi saib ko aisi bemari bachpan sr hi se thi is liye apni harqato se baz nahi aatey the.or damagh bhi thora mota tha is liye kuch samajh nahi aata tha. :lol:

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Saajid khan sahib yeh khali dhamki deny ki adat kia tumhe thanvi nein sikhai hai .tum mujhe kia debate sikhao gaye debate ki A B C tumhe aati to hai nahi baat baat par gaali de detey ho.janab mein un aitrazat ki baat kar rahahoon jo tum apney forum par apne debandi saathio ko khush karne k liye kartey ho idher wo aitrazat karte howey mot parti ha tumhe .kitne din guzar gaye koi jawab nahi bana apne is mulan ko sahi kehne k liye .inshallah thore hi dino mein tumhari munafqat ka parda faash karon ga .tum humey to kia apney deobandi saathio ko monh dekhaney k qabil nahi raho gaye :lol:

 

abh is topic ko gumao nahi bulkey jawab do ya phir yeh kaho k thanvi saib ko aisi bemari bachpan sr hi se thi is liye apni harqato se baz nahi aatey the.or damagh bhi thora mota tha is liye kuch samajh nahi aata tha. :lol:

loll. pehly to aap apni yeh gahlet fahmi door kijye. yeh sajid saab kon hein. me hori ap jesa hoon ki diffrent id se dosry forum per aty ho aur jawab diy beghier chaly jaty ho . aur sath me galiyan bhi shuker he hum mozhab daiery me rah ker batien kerty hien yahi farq he aap me aur hum me. mind it

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loll. pehly to aap apni yeh gahlet fahmi door kijye. yeh sajid saab kon hein. me hori ap jesa hoon ki diffrent id se dosry forum per aty ho aur jawab diy beghier chaly jaty ho . aur sath me galiyan bhi shuker he hum mozhab daiery me rah ker batien kerty hien yahi farq he aap me aur hum me. mind it

 

 

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Wah re deobandio tumhari munafqat ki dad deni parhey gi .Arey asiey bahane banane se tum bach nahi sakte kiun k yeh tumhara khud ka aitraf hai .abhi meri paas saboot hai bacha :rolleyes: wohi haal karonga jo Itd par kia tha.chalo mana k tum woh nahi ho to tumhe kis nein kaha k main tum logo k forum par register hoon .Arey yeh baat kar k to tum khud hi phans gaye ho kiun k yeh baat saajid khan k ilawa koi nahi janta tha.or rahi baat k main wahan jawab nahi deta .arey jawab deney do gaye to doon ga na arey tumhare forum par abhi bhi meri post mojood hai k main nein aap sabh ko kaha tha k mard k bachey ho to kisi aik ko nominate karo phir debate karte hai .par kia karein koi acha response hi nahi mila .Janab agr aap kaho to main saboot pesh karo yeha par .Aik baat to teh hai saajid khan sahib :lol: yeha jhoot bolo gaye to ITd par badnam ho gaye agr waha jhoot bolo gaye to yehan :lol: abh mein sirf aap se akhari bar poch raha hoon k aap saajid khan ho ya nahi ?

baqi baat bad mein hogi

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loll. mery samne ilyas qadri ke latifon se bahry risaly mojood hien kahoo to psot karoon ya emial karoon. bahut ho gaya jinab yeh na kehan haq per kon he . asel me ap se bat karo ge to kaho ge hum esa nahi karty halanke kerty ho faida nahi aoo zara us forum per jo na deobandi ki ho na bralviuoon ki .aru mujh ko pta he iek forum he jahan sirf shiya aty hein defend me bralvi dar ke mary nahi ata woh isliya yeh braliv forum he yahan jo marzi kaho sub wah wah kahein ge ajo eik essy forum me jahan per dallel se aur araem se baat ho gi. phri pata chaly ga haq per kon he. to quote kerna band kary gher me choha bhi share hota he.

aur rahi humary forum ki baat . wohan se to aap ke bande ya may be aap hi hoon aty ho iek naya sawal diya us ka jawab nahi diya eikmonth me aker naya sawla bhagory wala khiel khlety ho.

is se pata chala haq per kon he. :unsure:

 

Aap se is chichoor'panay ke ilawa kisi aur cheez ki tawwaqu pehlay bhi nahi thi aur ab bhi nahi hai. Kuch maheenay pehlay private messages ke through aap se tafseeli baat huwi thi aur aap ne khud khushi'khushi raza'mandi zahir ki thi ke aap aur mein alehda aik topic bana kar tamaam issues per baat kar lein gay aur doosray kisi ko beech mein bolnay ki ijazat na hogi. Masroofiyaat ka bahana bana kar aap ne kuch din ki muhlat maangi thi ke kuch din baad aap topic create karein gay. Maheenay guzar gaye, 2008 se 2009 aa gaya lekin aap ke "KUCH DIN" abhi tak khatam nahi huway. Aap ko dobara yaad dilaya tha topic ka tu aap ne farmaya tha ke fursat nahi mil rahi is liye intizaar kiya jaye.

 

Ab samajh ye nahi aata ke kisi mouzo per tareeqay se baat karne ka aap ke paas time nahi, lekin her doosray topic mein bawlay deobandi ki tarah HA HA HE HE HO HO kartay nazar aatay hain. In be'tukki posts ke liye aap ke paas bara time bus nahi hai time tu tareeqay se baat karnay ka.

 

Aiye ab aap ko karway such ka samna karwao. Mujhay awwal din se maloom tha ke aap kabhi bhi tareeqay se baat karne ki himmat nahi karien gay. Wajeh ye ke aap ke paas ILM naam ki cheez siray se moujoud hi nahi. Khud apnay deobandi aqeeda ka aap ko nahi pata tabhi jaha phans jatay hain waha deobandi honay se hi mukar jatay hain aap. Aap apni noiyatt ke pehlay deobandi nahi. Orkut aur deegar sites per aap jaisay deobandi macharro ki si tadaad mein bharay paray hain jinhay na alif ka pata hai na bay ka, magar behs' baray-e-behs zaroor karni hoti hai.

 

Khair aap ko samjhana bekaar hai ke aap ki zehni aur ilmi nehaj aap ko iss kism ki baatein samajhnay ki ijazat hi nahi de gi. Ainda aap ki bekaar posta ko baghair kisi warning delete kar diya jaye ga. Agar aap ke pass radd mein kehnay ko kuch hai tu zaroor post kijiye, ba'soorat deegar bakwaas karne ke liye aap deobandiyo ke kaee doosray forums hain waha ka rukh kijiye.

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Mein ye soch raha hoon..inki dimaghi halat ye hay to Ahmed Raza ki dimaghi halat kia hogi jo aik ummat ko shirk aur biddat par daal giye

 

Assalam U Alikum

 

Abuowais good bhai zara ye batain ke shirk aur biddat kon sa? zara tafsel dain tu bat shoro karen is pe bhi....app agar chaho tu? wese bhi thanvi ki jo dimaghi halat thi kher wo matti mai mil ke khak hogaye...magar ye apni taraf se nahi likhi app ki books mai bhi mojod hai app ke pas tu zaror mojod hon gi bcoz ye ain e sawab hai...zara dekh lijiye ga

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Assalam U Alikum

 

Abuowais good bhai zara ye batain ke shirk aur biddat kon sa? zara tafsel dain tu bat shoro karen is pe bhi....app agar chaho tu? wese bhi thanvi ki jo dimaghi halat thi kher wo matti mai mil ke khak hogaye...magar ye apni taraf se nahi likhi app ki books mai bhi mojod hai app ke pas tu zaror mojod hon gi bcoz ye ain e sawab hai...zara dekh lijiye ga

 

Ghalat kaha janab aap ne! Thanvi ki jo dimaaghi halat thi woh awwal tu matti mein mil ke khaak nahi huwi, matti mein mil kar matti paleed kar gai! Doosra ye ke Thanvi ki dimaaghi kharabi jo uss ne apni kitabo mein muntaqil ki woh batadreej barhtay barhtay iss high level per pohanch gai hai ke poochiye matt! 2 namoonay Peer2009 aur abuowais ki shikal mein aap ke samnay hain! Pehlay Peer2009 sahab ne tareeqay se baat karne ki yaqeen dihani karwaie aur phir race ho gaye aur ab ye deobandari kunway ke naye maindak ke roop mein abuowais baramadd huway hain jin ki posts mein hawa hawai batoo ke ilawa kuch nahi, abhi tak tu koi mustanadd hawala ya daleel nazar nahi aiee!

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Wah re deobandio tumhari munafqat ki dad deni parhey gi .Arey asiey bahane banane se tum bach nahi sakte kiun k yeh tumhara khud ka aitraf hai .abhi meri paas saboot hai bacha :rolleyes: wohi haal karonga jo Itd par kia tha.chalo mana k tum woh nahi ho to tumhe kis nein kaha k main tum logo k forum par register hoon .Arey yeh baat kar k to tum khud hi phans gaye ho kiun k yeh baat saajid khan k ilawa koi nahi janta tha.or rahi baat k main wahan jawab nahi deta .arey jawab deney do gaye to doon ga na arey tumhare forum par abhi bhi meri post mojood hai k main nein aap sabh ko kaha tha k mard k bachey ho to kisi aik ko nominate karo phir debate karte hai .par kia karein koi acha response hi nahi mila .Janab agr aap kaho to main saboot pesh karo yeha par .Aik baat to teh hai saajid khan sahib :lol: yeha jhoot bolo gaye to ITd par badnam ho gaye agr waha jhoot bolo gaye to yehan :lol: abh mein sirf aap se akhari bar poch raha hoon k aap saajid khan ho ya nahi ?

baqi baat bad mein hogi

jinab aap me akel ke kami he ager sajid bahyee hote to aap ko full prrof jawab stih scan ke milte aap itne bohkhla gaye ho ke aap ko her time sajid nazer ata he . yeh aap ka afroum he yahan aap save hein. dont weeping

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Ghalat kaha janab aap ne! Thanvi ki jo dimaaghi halat thi woh awwal tu matti mein mil ke khaak nahi huwi, matti mein mil kar matti paleed kar gai! Doosra ye ke Thanvi ki dimaaghi kharabi jo uss ne apni kitabo mein muntaqil ki woh batadreej barhtay barhtay iss high level per pohanch gai hai ke poochiye matt! 2 namoonay Peer2009 aur abuowais ki shikal mein aap ke samnay hain! Pehlay Peer2009 sahab ne tareeqay se baat karne ki yaqeen dihani karwaie aur phir race ho gaye aur ab ye deobandari kunway ke naye maindak ke roop mein abuowais baramadd huway hain jin ki posts mein hawa hawai batoo ke ilawa kuch nahi, abhi tak tu koi mustanadd hawala ya daleel nazar nahi aiee!

jinab eik to me busy hoon dosra me bemare bhi waqt milne per aap se bat ho gi dont worry

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jinab eik to me busy hoon dosra me bemare bhi waqt milne per aap se bat ho gi dont worry

 

Hairat hai janab! Aap kehtay hain ke aap busy hain aur beemar bhi, lekin phir bhi apni yaqeen'dihani ke ba'wajoud aap woh topic create nahi kartay aur doosray topics mein bila'wajeh uchal kood kar ke apna tamasha banwatay hain.

 

Mera simple sawal ye hai ke aap waqai busy hain tu inn doosray tamaam topics mein reply karne ka time kaha se aata hai?

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jinab bsuy is liye ke mery office ka external and internal audit he saal 2008 ka us me busy hoon. aur kitne arse baad reply diya he me ne. aap kiuoon as usual tohmet me lage hien wake up. yar . jago bahye

 

Dec se chalta ya audit lagta hai ab qayamat tak chalta hi rahe ga! Khair mera sawal ye nahi tha ke aap kaha busy hain. Mera sawal ye hai ke agar aap waqai mein busy hain tu phir ye doosray topics mein posts karne ka time kaha se milta hai. Agar time mil hi jata hai tu usooli tour tu aap ki apni baat ki laag rakhtay huway pehlay woh topic hi create karna chaihye tha. So mere ilzaam ko tuhmat tu aap martay dum tak sabit nahi kar sakte is liye bekar ka roona band kijiye aur waqai sachay hain tu aap ki agli post uss topic ki soorat mein hi nazar aani chahiye warna phir bilawajeh aap ka aur tamasha bane ga.

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